The sides that beckon
"Simmmonaaa, tornarre want to be passed to my winks? Say yes, Simmmoooooo? "Valeriona Marini has landed at ' Island. There should be a week, but it is likely that the soft shot first. E' out of competition as a movie like Venice or Cannes. It is presented wrapped in a dress from his collection, bringing a gift to the girls swimsuit, thong, ruffles and lace. dived from the helicopter as a siren that beckon from the sides and barely touched the ground has been careful to cover the knots of its extension system for 'occasion. The first thing he asked was a mirror, the second where were the other competitors, the third when he ate. Dall’altra parte, a Milano, una Simona Ventura sempre più opaca, che cercava di essere simpatica senza riuscirci. Da una parte l’ironica e ingestibile Valeria, dall’altra l’impettita Ventura che continua all’infinito a ripetere le stesse cose e a fare le stesse battute, non capendo che il periodo in cui con la banda di Lele Mora ballava sui tavolini della discoteca Hollywood non tira più. E’ passato. Il suo linguaggio fatto di “amoreee?”, “Valeria sei bellisssimaaaaa”, “Dimmi tesorooo?” e tutto il resto la rattrista un po’ come il trucco che le fanno tutte le volte che va in onda. Cambia stilista ogni stagione ma il resto rimane immobile come le sue tette al silicone. And the comparison Ventura-Marini brought to light the limits of the first and the second plus. The first is as predictable as the beats of Zelig, the second as an unexpected outburst of Emilio Fede. It should be noted that in his fiction is as real as the total circumference of his waist. The other, however, is false in its presumed truth as its final profile. The Marina is a bit 'desperate as Flavia Vento has left the island ignoring sister, presenter, families who have insisted she remain there. They forgot all decided to leave because he could not anymore. And to his sister that he doth all the hardships of being in Rome in this period was placed. "Patience, I'll die" displacing the hostess of the reality that attacked a posthumous Pippone repentance of competitors who withdrew during the six editions of lining up one after another unique banality. By the way, but she did not want to retire, and then the director of network? Good shirt for everyone.
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