The sides that beckon 
"Simmmonaaa, tornarre want to be passed to my winks? Say yes, Simmmoooooo? "Valeriona Marini has landed at ' Island. There should be a week, but it is likely that the soft shot first. E' out of competition as a movie like Venice or Cannes. It is presented wrapped in a dress from his collection, bringing a gift to the girls swimsuit, thong, ruffles and lace. dived from the helicopter as a siren that beckon from the sides and barely touched the ground has been careful to cover the knots of its extension system for 'occasion. The first thing he asked was a mirror, the second where were the other competitors, the third when he ate. Dall’altra parte, a Milano, una Simona Ventura sempre più opaca, che cercava di essere simpatica senza riuscirci. Da una parte l’ironica e ingestibile Valeria, dall’altra l’impettita Ventura che continua all’infinito a ripetere le stesse cose e a fare le stesse battute, non capendo che il periodo in cui con la banda di Lele Mora ballava sui tavolini della discoteca Hollywood non tira più. E’ passato. Il suo linguaggio fatto di “amoreee?”, “Valeria sei bellisssimaaaaa”, “Dimmi tesorooo?” e tutto il resto la rattrista un po’ come il trucco che le fanno tutte le volte che va in onda. Cambia stilista ogni stagione ma il resto rimane immobile come le sue tette al silicone. And the comparison Ventura-Marini brought to light the limits of the first and the second plus. The first is as predictable as the beats of Zelig, the second as an unexpected outburst of Emilio Fede. It should be noted that in his fiction is as real as the total circumference of his waist. The other, however, is false in its presumed truth as its final profile. The Marina is a bit 'desperate as Flavia Vento has left the island ignoring sister, presenter, families who have insisted she remain there. They forgot all decided to leave because he could not anymore. And to his sister that he doth all the hardships of being in Rome in this period was placed. "Patience, I'll die" displacing the hostess of the reality that attacked a posthumous Pippone repentance of competitors who withdrew during the six editions of lining up one after another unique banality. By the way, but she did not want to retire, and then the director of network? Good shirt for everyone.
Carramba that Boncompagni! How boring does that 
True Carrà and Boncompagni. And point. There is nothing to add. The real queen of television's him. The helmet of blond varieties is called Hans. Raffaella and only the hologram sequins and shoulder pads (although now only hinted at) and capers around for 40 years, sings and moves close to containing flesh-colored stockings. His mark. The back Carrà Carrà only when he's there to direct it, when he's writing the choruses, when he's there to choose the sets (like the floor mirror that doubles), the lineup, the 40 boys Caramba (ie The beautiful indeed beautiful) and, at this point deduce clothes. Without him, is half the Carrà: Raffaella and it is just a little 'noiosetta. The Carra is back, and went back to the best of ways: it has set up a classic variety and stale as the color of his hair, with guests taken right and left from his personal diary (the duet with Renato Zero, however, was a "bbomba"), with no surprises, no news, no stroke of genius, with nothing again, exactly. And this is the big news: on TV wearing nothing but dignity. In short, he did what others are doing (or Gerri Scotti Maria De Filippi they do for example?) But did so in the best way. The rest is life ... Costanzo would say. The Carr fund is like the mustard: or the like and you consume or avoid like Lorena Bianchetti. One doubt: but the group consisting of Cornflower, Spain, and Alexia Marcella Bella escaped to formaldehyde by Damien Hirst? When it seemed to have appeared in an episode of Nip / Tuc. Here, if I had to choose who to be Carramba how lucky I chose the wig Marcella Bella so thick, vaporous and pulsing the impression that I even had a living being ... Good shirt for everyone.
Juror Juror 
If one ends up Striscia la Notizia day in and day out for his gaffes and his inadvertent slip of style, must have the good sense to settle for being happy her bold image, his reputation and continue to do his dirty work (in this case a journalist). But if it is not satisfied, he wants to follow his image gigionesca mob and ends up being ridiculous. Moreover, if to make him come back from his old TV partner with whom he has already shared jokes, humor, gags, puns, humor, the result is pathetic. Although she has new hair and slapped him in the striped stockings. Yes, the theater-Mara Venier Luca Juror, opinion of the famous island ago regret the gag Bagaglino . That is not exactly a compliment. He can not make you laugh even when he wants to ridicule the peroxide blonde Carlo Capponi not famous, not understanding that this is ridiculous already own. That is to ignore the ABC of verve. What do you throw against an unthinkable by platinum bob? But let him lose what is already by itself. If you really want to be a funny guy focused on someone else .... is not difficult in that band of humanity in search of fame. But he did not, he gives beats like rain ridendosela alone. Ventura can not even keep up with him and in automatic, just Juror finishes speaking (which, however, will rarely, alas) attacks with a hysterical applause and hopefully act to distract the audience and viewers. With the last thing that is able to do quite well. But not enough to save Juror. What comes out is a continuous and repeated to himself (a little 'how does Giucas box there in the ocean). What is the saddest thing that a comedian can do. Ops ... it is true that the Jura is a reporter .... Good shirt to all
Man of the Hatch 
E 'over. Fortunately. La botola ha chiuso i battenti. Poteva farlo prima. Tanto Fabrizio Frizzi basta rimetterlo nella sala d’aspetto di viale Mazzini in attesa di nuovi format e chiamarlo all’uopo. Lui è sempre pronto: tutt’al più c’è da aspettare quei due minuti che si tolga la cravattina e si mette il papillon, o sostituisca i mocassini con le sneakers. E via... è pronto. Il Frizzi sta alla Rai come i sofficini alla Findus: due minuti e... tutti a tavola. Bene. La Botola è finita e sono convinto che i telespettatori che ci sono capitati davanti per sbaglio, si stiano ancora chiedendo: ma come funziona sto programma che mica si è capito? Quello che invece mi sta a cuore ora, a produzione finita, è know what will the poor fellow assigned to recovery of the competitors fell in botolaccia. You know that little head that sometimes appeared and took over the wet unlucky? He, the man gifted with mask timing movingly when they behaved splash ran to retrieve it? Just him. That will end now? Where to go? Who will save? How do you make profit? The dall'ammollo take away? And if so, how will it be? Will have webbed feet? Scales? Or they'll leave it there in the eternal waiting for another edition of hatch (which surely there will be)? Frizzi will have spent some good word to place it elsewhere, I know in the new study of Ventura, for example (although there is no water)? We are sure, is not it, that will not forget where is it? But, among other things, the foot had fins or something? It was the mask with or without mouthpiece? And then ..... Okay, good shirt at all.
"Simmmonaaa, tornarre want to be passed to my winks? Say yes, Simmmoooooo? "Valeriona Marini has landed at ' Island. There should be a week, but it is likely that the soft shot first. E' out of competition as a movie like Venice or Cannes. It is presented wrapped in a dress from his collection, bringing a gift to the girls swimsuit, thong, ruffles and lace. dived from the helicopter as a siren that beckon from the sides and barely touched the ground has been careful to cover the knots of its extension system for 'occasion. The first thing he asked was a mirror, the second where were the other competitors, the third when he ate. Dall’altra parte, a Milano, una Simona Ventura sempre più opaca, che cercava di essere simpatica senza riuscirci. Da una parte l’ironica e ingestibile Valeria, dall’altra l’impettita Ventura che continua all’infinito a ripetere le stesse cose e a fare le stesse battute, non capendo che il periodo in cui con la banda di Lele Mora ballava sui tavolini della discoteca Hollywood non tira più. E’ passato. Il suo linguaggio fatto di “amoreee?”, “Valeria sei bellisssimaaaaa”, “Dimmi tesorooo?” e tutto il resto la rattrista un po’ come il trucco che le fanno tutte le volte che va in onda. Cambia stilista ogni stagione ma il resto rimane immobile come le sue tette al silicone. And the comparison Ventura-Marini brought to light the limits of the first and the second plus. The first is as predictable as the beats of Zelig, the second as an unexpected outburst of Emilio Fede. It should be noted that in his fiction is as real as the total circumference of his waist. The other, however, is false in its presumed truth as its final profile. The Marina is a bit 'desperate as Flavia Vento has left the island ignoring sister, presenter, families who have insisted she remain there. They forgot all decided to leave because he could not anymore. And to his sister that he doth all the hardships of being in Rome in this period was placed. "Patience, I'll die" displacing the hostess of the reality that attacked a posthumous Pippone repentance of competitors who withdrew during the six editions of lining up one after another unique banality. By the way, but she did not want to retire, and then the director of network? Good shirt for everyone. 
